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Thirty-Seven Works
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An infinite collection of works no one made, presented with the seriousness they did not earn.
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Prawn Ascension
Marine vestment, North wall
Shrimp Benediction
Coastal apparition, North wall
Cloud Index
Synthetic landscape, East wall
Latte Saint
Processional relic, West wall
Black Bar Soiree
Redacted salon, West wall
Peripheral Communion
Peripheral relic, East wall
Vigil (Arid)
Desert timepiece, East wall
Study in Forward Motion
Coastal gait study, East wall
Apparition (Béchamel)
Culinary oracle, North wall
White Collar Fish
Institutional portrait, East wall
Banana Primate Reliquary
Tropical votive, West wall
Refrigerated Eternity
Domestic clockwork, North wall
Sneaker Tide
Transit study, West wall
Timber Attendant
Boardwalk sentinel, West wall
Our Lady of the Payout
Lunar casino object, East wall
The Pretender
Crowned reliquary, West wall
Mechanism of Small Mercies
Mechanical waterfowl, East wall
Monument to Nothing in Particular
Fruit monument, West wall
Procession of the Translucent
Transparent procession, East wall
Blue Collar Fish
Marine labor portrait, North wall
Hold Music for the Damned
Service floor, West wall
Couture (Submerged)
Aquatic couture, East wall
The Basted Martyr
Gilded altar object, North wall
Open for Work
Professional portrait, West wall
Attributed to the Slop Painter
Ceramic pursuit, North wall
The Thirteenth Labor
Heroic basin, West wall
Foam Head Symposium
Ceremonial vessel, East wall
Greek Frog
Marble resignation, North wall
The Flight into Morning
Kitchen fugitive, East wall
Escalator Executive
Corporate transit body, West wall
Nocturne for Four Claws
Crustacean quartet, North wall
Confession, Rinsed
Domestic containment, East wall
The Annunciation Line
Citrus communication device, West wall
Retread (Devotional)
Roadside amphibian, East wall
Rooted Figure
Forest anatomical study, West wall
The Patience of Ordnance
Aviation reptile, North wall
Faithful unto Peeling
Peel companion, West wall
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